What is Hi-Tech Tuba Mill

It is a factory that make very *legal kitchen sinks with no powder, when the workers are not on stike.

Mission Statement

Our main goel is to make as much money as possible. Just like our hero Mr Krabs.

We want to be evil like google, good job taking that out of your Mission Statement.

P.S. what is that purple icon thing, I just put it there because it looked cool.

More about us

Company Retreat

This is our last company retreat. We do this weekly and say phases like
"We give up Jim to you, all knowing Oboe", fun? right? RIGHT???

Our plans to help climate change

We want to help climate change is to make it worse, but we now give out mushy paper, I mean paper staws for $499.99 in KWD dollars.

Why you sould work for us

Us at H.T.T.M(Hi-Tech Tuba Mill) have the best worker benefits like no insurance, no retirement, you must get up steps and use both arms, hear, and see, no time off, and a whole $1 every 2 months.

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*legal kitchen sinks with no powder